Sunday, November 29, 2009

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By your host:   Faith Williams
 
Date:   Sunday 29 November 2009
Time:   16:00 - 17:00  (GMT +00:00)
Street:   I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart, i know this mail might come to you as a surprise because you do not know me and i don't know you too, but due to unsolicited nature of my situation here i decided to contact you, please bear with me, My name is Faith Williams. I am 23 years old Girl from Southern Sudan and an orphan. My late father Dr.Williams David Dominc who was the Deputy General Manager with CNPC Oil Company at Khartoum refinery in Southern Sudan who was killed alongside with my beloved mother during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house, and that was what sent me away from my country as i made escape only by God's special grace, you can read more about my country in (bbcnews.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)After the death of my father my wicked step mother along with my uncles sold every thing that my late father had and share the money within themselves, One early morning as i was cleaning my father's room i found a file containing some important documents recording that my beloved late father deposited the sum of $5.600,000 five Million six hundred thousand dollars in a bank in Burkina Faso. which my name appear as the next of kin, I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life for me and for my brothers, when i get there i found out that my late father instructed the bank that i can only withdraw the money when i am married, or with a trustee that will stand on my behalf. Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me to withdraw the money and invest it, i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people. Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instincts still tells that you could be true to me. Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing i have no business experience for now. However, I shall forward to you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you manage the money in any investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in fist year in the university when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as i receive your positive response showing your interest i will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over, once the fund has been transferred i will send you my picture in my next mail. With due respect, I am pleading that you help me, i am giving all this detailed information with every transparency believing that you will have a clear picture of the base of help i need from you. I hope to hear from you soon, May truth and love be the guiding word in my refuge. Sincerely yours, Faith Williams
 
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Little Johnny Jokes :: #18462
By swaraj from kingstree SC USA.

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."



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By Walter Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

Prevent debris from forming in paint cans after opening
Everyone is familiar with the problem of opening a previously opened paint can that has been stored for a long period. A film forms on the top, which must be removed before use. If shaken without removing this film, the paint will contain fragments of that film. To prevent this, after closing the first time the paint is used, leave the can out where you will pass it daily. When passing, shake the can thoroughly. Do this for about five days, and then place in storage. This enables the oxygen to be absorbed uniformly through the paint, instead on the top surface. This works well until the can gets less than one-third full, which thereafter requires shaking the contents for more days.

 
 
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เปิดตัวในไทยในเดือนกันยายน 2552 นี้

ไม่ใช่อาหารเสริม! ไม่ใช่ผลิตภัณฑ์ลดน้ำหนัก! แต่เป็นธุรกิจเครือข่ายการท่องเที่ยว!!

สวัสดีครับทุกท่าน
ธุรกิจนี้เพิ่งเปิดตัวที่ประเทศอังกฤษเมื่อต้นเดือนมกราคม  2552 ที่ผ่านมานี้เอง และจะเปิดตัวในไทยในเดือนกันยายน 2552 นี้
เคยคิดมั้ยครับว่า? เมื่อไหร่จะมีธุรกิจที่เราได้เป็นต้นสายซักที? คำตอบอยู่ที่นี่แล้วครับ
  โดยผมสามารถรับรายได้ไปแล้วแค่ 40 รับรายได้มากถึง 500,000 บาท เลยทีเดียว หลักฐานมีและเกิดขึ้นจริง (สามารถดูหลักฐานได้จากอีเมลด้านล่างสุด) สำหรับท่านใหนที่ต้องการเงินเร็วๆ  แบบเป็นกอบเป็นกำ ใช้ระยะเวลาสั้น ๆ เพื่อความร่ำรวยและปลดหนี้ปลดสิน ไม่ควรพลาดเด็ดขาด มาก่อนได้ก่อนครับ คนไทยยังสมัครไม่ถึง 30 คนแรก คุณอยากเป็นผู้นำใน 100 คนแรกของไทยหรือเปล่าอยู่ที่การตัดสินใจครับ คนรวยกับคนจนต่างกันที่ความคิดเท่านั้น และความไวชิงความได้เปรียบในเชิงธุรกิจเท่านั้น ว่าใครจะมองเห็นโอกาสเร็วหรือช้า ลองคิดเอาเองว่าท่านเป็นแบบใหน  เร็วอยู่บน ช้าอยู่ล่าง
ไม่มีบริษัทฯไหนในโลกที่ทำง่าย กว่านี้อีกแล้วครับ ลองเทียบดูกับตัวที่ทำอยู่ครับ

ข้อดีของการทำธุรกิจ กับ TVI
1.ลงทุนครั้งเดียวจบไม่ต้องรักษายอด
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4.สามารถสร้างความมั่งคั่งให้กับครอบครัวได้ทั้งเงินได้ทั้งเที่ยว
5.มีรางวัลพิเศษ แจกเครื่องบิน เจ็ท ส่วนตัว รถเบ๊นซ์ บีเอ็มดับบลิว บ้านพร้อมที่ดิน,เรือยอร์ช.
6.มีรายได้ต่อเนื่องระยะยาว 5%-10% Infinity ลึกไม่จำกัดชั้น ตามตำแหน่ง.

ข้อมูลทุกอย่างของเราเป็นเรื่องจริงมีหลักฐานและมีคนไทยทำได้เงินมาแล้ว!!
 

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Your urgent attention is highly needed

FROM THE DESK OF Mr KADRI YUSUFU
The Head of File and Auditing Department,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso (West Africa)

REMITTANCE OF US$22,300,000.00
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE. VERY URGENT ATTENTION

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($22.3 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family in a plane crash.

Hence, i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/40 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses. I will like to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, WHILE Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I Receive your return mail. And also promise me that you will not disappoint me when this fund hits your account.

Meanwhile the World Bank Group has mandated the BANK OF AFRICA Burkina Faso to release this unclaimed fund immediately when the next of kin is discovered with due application.

This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer in conjunction with the support of the World Bank.

Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund IN TO YOUR RECEIVING BANK ACCOUNT.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

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2) Your Age.......................................
3) Marital Status.................................
4) Your Cell Phone Number…………..
5) Your Country………………..............
6) Your Occupation.............................
7) YOUR SEX....................................
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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #19367
By Anonymous from USA.

An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar.

"Do you know what time it is?" Asked the drunk.

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"Thanks," said the drunk.




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Entertainment Jokes :: #19991
By Anonymous from USA.

Goofy Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road. After a while the friend said, "I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp bends."

"Then do what I do," said Fred, "close your eyes."




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By Larry Mayes from Houston,Texas USA.

Long Life
If you want to live a long life avoid hospitals. More people die in hospitals than anywhere else.

 
 
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

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Entertainment Jokes :: #20375
By Anonymous from USA.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earring."

"Don't make a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."




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Miscellaneous :: #3105
By Adil Memon from Hyderabad Pakistan

Human Nature
"People will keep on praising you until you follow their directions, but once due to your helplessness, if you fail to please them once. They will forget all your past good nesses and start hating you for your disobedience."

 
 
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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One Liners Jokes :: #18629
By martin from cork Ireland

Did you hear about the look-alike competition held in china? Everyone won.


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By Elliott Duke from Crawley United Kingdom

The Puzzle of Love!
Love, is an ever lasting puzzle.... when you think you've found that person for you, you begin to assemble this puzzle! But be careful!! The pieces may fit!!! But the picture can be wrong! So you may have to think again! Before both your lives end up in ruins.

 
 
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